Saturday, July 9, 2011

The one in which he offends as a means of seduction

Him: So does ignoring men work for you?

Me: I'm assuming that means you winked or e-mailed me and I didn't respond???? Um. I don't know. Does being rude work for you?

Him: Why did I have to be rude to get you to respond to me? Let's move past this. Make nice. Make friends.

Me: No thanks. You're done.

Him: That's ok cause you're totally too angry for me.

The End

Match.com is awesome!

4 comments:

AngryBell said...

Like the Most Interesting Man In The World, it really isn't you, its them.

Colby said...

AB: Just found that site. Love it! And I have to agree, it was definitely him.

The Grand Inquisitor said...

totally him

Colby said...

Grand: Good answer.