Fuck you, Iceland!
My brother and I are supposed to be in Scotland this weekend. We're close, though. Sitting in the plane on the Newark tarmack, waiting for the powers that be to approve the last stop. The only stop that matters. The stop in Edinburgh, Scotland.
We missed our first flight that was Vegas to Denver. Depending on who you ask, that may or may not be my fault. I say it's not. I assure you there differing opinions.
Despite our first mishap, we are where we're supposed to be.
Newark international airport.
On our plane.
Waiting to go to Edinburgh.
But not anymore. We've been removed from the plane and are back in the terminal. Loopy on ambien because we were supposed to be asleep right now.
I plan to blog my Scottish adventures if I ever freaking get there and I will definite clear up my brother's misperception that I caused us toiss the first flight. I'm totally not at fault here and am expecting righteous indignantion
on my behalf. And maybe some more ambien cause this shite's going to wear off before I'm allowed back on that damn plane.
Iceland - you and your volcano and your glacier will rue the day. Rue I say!
Colby in Newark
Out
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My brother and I are supposed to be in Scotland this weekend. We're close, though. Sitting in the plane on the Newark tarmack, waiting for the powers that be to approve the last stop. The only stop that matters. The stop in Edinburgh, Scotland.
We missed our first flight that was Vegas to Denver. Depending on who you ask, that may or may not be my fault. I say it's not. I assure you there differing opinions.
Despite our first mishap, we are where we're supposed to be.
Newark international airport.
On our plane.
Waiting to go to Edinburgh.
But not anymore. We've been removed from the plane and are back in the terminal. Loopy on ambien because we were supposed to be asleep right now.
I plan to blog my Scottish adventures if I ever freaking get there and I will definite clear up my brother's misperception that I caused us toiss the first flight. I'm totally not at fault here and am expecting righteous indignantion
on my behalf. And maybe some more ambien cause this shite's going to wear off before I'm allowed back on that damn plane.
Iceland - you and your volcano and your glacier will rue the day. Rue I say!
Colby in Newark
Out
Sent from my iPhone
4 comments:
Hang tough. People have made it out New Jersey alive!
When you get to Scotland, get a nice single malt with a water back and enjoy!
AngryBell: We never got back on the plane, they cancelled us altogether. Rude! We bailed on Jersey and are staying in Midtown NYC while we regroup. Notquite the same, but I love the city!
Well, since you are in NYC, instead of reenacting Braveheart in the Highlands, you can do When Harry Met Sally at Katz's!
this is the suckiest story ever. EVER!
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